The Real:

I'm just a guy who found art when I needed it most. If you would like to know more about me and my work, the video above or the links below will provide additional insight. If you want to skip that and just look at some pretty pictures, that's fine too.

The Amusing:

I've been told by the Secret Service to "Back away from the President".
I once fell asleep for a significant amount of time inside a closed coffin.
I talked David Hasselhoff out of giving me an autograph.